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And Yet Another Ode To Blogging

And it seems as if that Google page rank update wants to send me in search of a fifth full time job so much that I thought to post this post on this blog yet again in my internetaholicness.

And being that on this day seems to find itself another one of those blagh your way to the bankless days, I find myself wondering what to blah blog about, again. Simply for the sake of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible in this social media web 2.0 user generated content era. And so goes that bloggers block again to where I find myself posting this post I posted on this blog some time a while ago…..

And even when it seems as if the world is falling down all around me, I still find myself blah blogging for some reason. And if you happen to be one of those attempt to get rich internet quick blogaholics as I have found myself in times past, it seems as if that latest Google page rank update the other day wants to send me in search of a fourth full time job. And so I thought to post that “Ode to Blogging” again that I came across somewhere in internetland during my internet time and have found myself posting on this blog every so often:

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of “Mercedes Benz” by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won’t give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you’re bald, but don’t wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won’t you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won’t you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I’m not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won’t you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.

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Random Thoughts

And since on this day seems to find itself another one of those bloggerless blog your way to the bank get rich internet quick days that wants to send me in search of a fifth full time job, I find myself blogging about random thoughts. Well, at least thoughts that piled up in that blogger thought notebook that wants to find themselves on this blog at some point in time or another with topics, words and phrases like “Money Racket, the racket full of ticket for those cars money. Have those polizei of that city of New York always driven around in those yellow cabs giving out tickets to those drivers for the reason of simply having a car on the road to be ticketed?”, and “What’s up with that Orwellian big brother brainwash you every five seconds you are sitting on one of those NYC MTA subway cars held hostage to listen to those “If you see something, say something and ladies and gentlemen beware of pickpocketers” messages. And who exactly are the people terrorizing people here?” and “Is this a bus or a cash machine? One of those Metro New York newspaper articles having something to do with fare evasion and yet another city parking ticket like racket full of money scheme where riders of those M15, 1st Avenue New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority buses get parking tickets simply for riding the bus without a ticket or something like that”. And to put it simply, “Fluoride makes you dumb. What’s up with that fluoride in all of North Americas drinking water that was first used by the Nazis in concentration camps to make people docile and slow to realize things, the preferred poison of poisoners”. And “For what reason does the word serpent have the word sperm in it, or something like that”. And “What’s up with all of this weird wacky weather these days, tornadoes, earthquakes, birds falling out of the sky to where every other day here on planet earth some apocalyptic scene from the movies The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 seem as if they want to occur. Is it global warming or global cooling?” and “For what reason did I write the words Notropics, Wand of Horus, Iboga, Vine of the Soul, serpent grain down in this notebook?” and “Youth model shot gun, designed for kids. Do not have to register. Unregistered shot gun designed for hurting. Law makers let eleven year olds own shot guns in Pennsylvania.” Hugh? And guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be abolished from every human being on planet earth. And “Kali Yuga, where is the world headed with its morals and values”. And “What happened to all of the Salvation Armies around town to buy those cheap clothes? They all seem to have disappeared and fallen one by one to victims of gentrification and replaced with some sort of shi shi coffee house boutique or something like that”. And yet one long more, “Where does the money go in that game of monopoly to where the bank seems as if it wants to own and profit from everything and everyone on planet earth? The bailout of the bailouts in that mortgage meltdown recession impending depression reflected all over the world. So many money corruption scandals in the headline news it’s hard to keep track of them. The poor seem to get poorer and the rich seem to get richer, or something like that”. And I have heard it said that power and authority breeds corruption and the love of money is the root of all evil. Have a great blogging and more day.
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Another Ode To Blogging

And being that on this day seems to find itself another one of those blagh your way to the bankless days, I find myself wondering what to blah blog about, again. Simply for the sake of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible in this social media web 2.0 user generated content era. And so goes that bloggers block again to where I find myself posting this post I posted on this blog some time a while ago…..

And even when it seems as if the world is falling down all around me, I still find myself blah blogging for some reason. And if you happen to be one of those attempt to get rich internet quick blogaholics as I have found myself in times past, it seems as if that latest Google page rank update the other day wants to send me in search of a fourth full time job. And so I thought to post that “Ode to Blogging” again that I came across somewhere in internetland during my internet time and have found myself posting on this blog every so often:

An Ode To Blogging(sung to the tune of “Mercedes Benz” by Janis Joplin)

Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?

Oh Shoemoney , won’t give my blog a big plug?
I post every day, but never get Dugg.
I like how you’re bald, but don’t wear a rug,
So oh Shoemoney, won’t you give my blog a big plug?

Oh AGLOCO , won’t you give up your little green scam?
Your members flood my inbox with lots of spam.
You know that I’m not your biggest fan,
Oh AGLOCO, won’t you give up your little green scam?

Bloggers!
Oh Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?
My friends all have Adsense, but you banned me.
Blogged hard all my lifetime, trying to make money,
So Google, won’t you give me a PageRank quickly?

Have a great blogging day.
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Random Thoughts

And for some reason I thought to post a photo of that Mayan calendar in this blog post even though it seems to have nothing to do with this blog post. And in between listening to those latest news headline news of the day, I find myself attempting to blah blog those blagher thoughts that have found themselves accumulating in this bloggerlog that I keep thinking I am going to blog one day in that attempt to maintain content for this blog whenever possible. And so this is that attempt to get rid of some of those scribbled papers with some those blogger thoughts with those topics and comments of:

“Digital death, computer errors kill a person via social security number.” “Parents get paid for ritalin prescriptions for their kids in school.” Hugh?, Psychiatry Kills. Abolish forced involuntary psych cia trick treatment. “Fluorescent light bulbs are mandatory in Canada and incandescent light bulbs are outlawed. “Hugh again? And aren’t those fluorescent lite bulbs Lucifer giving off radiation or something? “Earth has the word death in it.” “New York, that city of sin, I think. Where if you stand still in the middle of the sidewalk you can get run over by the highway of humanity running by and if you stand still in the subway, same thing. “People use embalming fluid for drugs?”, “The Murder Channel, and I think there really is a television program channel called the murder channel, seems as if it can create murders and murderous environments in households across america”. And what has happened to the morals and values of society to where a network can name itself the murder channel. “Security guards in Shoprite in some of those cities in North America stand around with guns? In a supermarket? What’s up with that? “The age of Aquarius, television, vision of evil, life, live, vile” Not sure for what reason I scribbled that random thought down. “R.O.T.C. teaches one to learn to play with guns and rifles in school while wearing one of those green army with badges all over them like uniforms. And what does R.O.T.C. stand for anyway? Oh, according to the internet, Reserve Officer Training Corps, who can have one standing at attention so much while holding one of those rifles unknowingly, that one could pass out. And guns are the worst invention ever. “Kids are taking sex ed classes in 4th grade at ages 14, 11 and even 9 which seems too young and at earlier ages than ever to learn about sex. Overheard that one on a bus. “$1.60 for a cup of hot water at McDonalds?”. How much has inflation risen? And someone was actually charged one dollar and sixty cents for a cup of hot water at McDonalds. They seem to be charging for that hot water as if it is a cup of coffee or something. What’s that all about? I think the cold water there is free though. And what do those two yellow and red arches mean for McDonald’s anyway, anything? “It seems as if people in transit in cars are all staring at cell phones or those blue light gps like telescreens with numbers and letters on them as if in a trance or something. “It seems as if every other commercial on television is a diabetes of diabetes tester commercial advertising those products for diabetes as if they should be fashionable to wear or use or something”. And for what reason does the word diabetes sound like diablo, the devil in Spanish, I think. “Did that oil and gas company BP buy all of the gas stations across that country of North America or something?”. As it seems as if every one of those independent mom and pop gas station shops have all now turned into British Petroleum gas stations. A BP yellow and green seemingly wormwood Nation. “No firearms or other weapons allowed on this property”. Where is one at and what does it mean when one encounters this sign posted on some building somewhere? And guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be banished from every human being on planet earth. “Change the law for probation, one year of probation is given for probation equals one year in jail if one day of probation is missed. Or something like that. Is that one of those Rockefeller laws? And what’s a Rockefeller law anyway? In anarchy the rules are there are no rules, I think. And when justice ends tyranny begins. “What’s a Mason Dixon line?”. “Don’t hate the player, hate the game”. Overheard someone say. “Can I travel without a wallet?”. That’s an interesting question to me. And I overheard someone say that one also. For what reason to bail out the auto industry, as if the world needs another car. And for what reason did I write that one down? “Beware of your surroundings, report suspicious behavior to NJ police”. And for some reason this prerecorded seemingly to torture one throughout their whole ride of going ones way reminds me of those big brother “If you see something, say something” seemingly terrorizing its riders in their ears while going their way with seemingly non stop messages throughout their system. And for what reason does that NYC MTA seemingly flood its system with more nypd transit bureau officers than subway riders. If only those bus and transit fares were free. And for what reason again are those machine gun wielding polizei department of New York polizei standing around in that Port Authority Bus Terminal to be found in that city of New York brandishing guns that look like they weigh a million pounds as if awaiting world war three. And then one is supposed to walk by this scenario , keep moving and maybe pretend not to notice a scene reminiscent of a war zone or something. And again, guns are the worst invention ever. If only guns could be banished from every human being on planet earth. “Is there a switch to turn off the world wide web?”. And what would life be like if that world wide web did not exist anymore. Would the world be able to function without that web these days and times?”. “For what reason is the bar b que summer aisle located right next to the Christmas aisle in the store?”. For what reason are Christmas movies on television in the month of September? For what reason is that maybe an advertising, marketing and shopping calendar skipping Thanksgiving and Halloween and speeding up the holidays to where they all run into each other. “Gossip”. What does that word mean? Idle talk, secrets, rumors, gossip tabloids, celebrity gossip fodder. TMZ, Enquirer, soap opera and the page sixes of the world. I heard it said that and so on and so on and so on. Is it true? No one is free when others are oppressed. And so there seems to be one of those long, winding, random thoughts blaghed on this day. And what does this have to do with a No Police State?
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Blaghers Thoughts

And I have heard it said that if you give up your dreams you die. And yet this post happens to be about blogging. And here goes that blah blaghers block again, that blagh entry where I find myself wondering what to blagh about simply for the purpose of attempting to maintain content for this blog and my other blog whenever possible. And so I always find myself wondering every so often, how do those other bazillion bloggers out there in bloggerland maintain content for those blogs, is there some sort of internet guru for that? And so again the blogger thought occurs to me, what can I blagh about in those random blogger thoughts, can I post a chapter a day from someones book as someone suggested to me. Can I post a poem a day from someones poem? Can I post an event a day from someones event? Can I just post someone else’s blog? Or is that one ethical. Can I just post one of those news feeds on this blog to feed this blog with news each day, as that one seems like an endless post of a one in these information over load non stop twenty five hours ten second MTV attention span generation news days. Can I find some sort of machine or blog that can post some random though a day for me. And what’s the purpose of that one. And so goes another one of those random blogger thoughts in this web 2.0 social media user generated content day. Have a great blogging and more day.
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Hey again bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog. And so on this day I have find myself yet again encountering that blah bloggers block thing where I find myself wondering what to blah blog about on this blagh for the sake of maintaining content for it whenever possible. And how do those other bazillion bloggers out there in bloggerland find things to blog about on those blogs all the time. Is there some internet guru for that? And so this random thought is about all of those emails that have been sitting in my email inbox with titles like “npsgirl sent you a video: Deadly Gases Leaking from BP Oil Spill & How It’s Being Used Against Us PT 3 of 9”, one of those YouTube videos, and “OIL SPILL – NEW INFO bulge on ocean floor, methane gas buildup will lead to explosion”, another one of those YouTube videos, and “Some Say BP’s Oil Spill Heralds the Apocalypse”, a Newsweek.com article, and “I just saw it on CNN.com: Anatomical ridicule raises body-scanning concerns”, which I guess is a CNN article, and also “Proof+that+vulcanic+ash+comes+from+a+Nordic+god”,
and these all seem to be videos and articles that I have sent to myself in some sort of frantic, newsaholicness and blogaholicness that one day I may watch and read all of those videos and articles. And oh, there’s also “Yahoo! News Story – A 2nd garbage patch: Plastic soup seen in Atlantic – Yahoo! News”, “The Buzz Log – China Earthquake Raises Questions, Concerns – Yahoo! Buzz” and “The Buzz Log – Invasion of the Giant Squids – Yahoo! Buzz” sitting in that email inbox as well. And the titles of these news articles seem to speak for themselves. And am I ever going to get around to reading all of these articles in the age of the MTV ten second nanosecond attention span, a million pieces of information every half a second overload high tech everything information generation age. And so goes on this days random thought in the bloggerspere here on planet earth. Have a great news and more day.
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An East Village Story

Hey Bloggers, or whoever could be reading this blog. The Villager, that local newspaper to be found in that neighborhood of the Lower East Side now called the East Village for real estate marketing purposes maybe, has an article in this weeks newspaper titled “New blog on block as N.Y.U., Times, team to get hyper”. And I know that article is in this weeks paper because that copy of that newspaper I got out of one of those yellow boxes on the street corner in that East Village neighborhood says so. And this article goes on to say something about the gentrification and genocide of that neighborhood the East Village, which seems as if it could be a reflection of a gentrification and changing of times around the globe maybe. And they say the only thing constant is change. And New York and beyond is ever changing. And so gone are the days of long lore ago from that squat or rot, bohemiaville, live free or die, anarchy, John The Communist and his save the word banners, Tompkins Square Park riots to save the world everywhere days from a seemingly war torn zone for freedomsville era of the East Village to what now seems as if it has become the era of hipsterville chi chi cafeboutiqueville, gentrification genocide of rent increases to where even the yuppies can’t afford the rents anymore, socialmediaholics, cellphoneaholics, computerholics everywhere days. And this article goes on again to say something about that web 2.0 social media user generated content phenomenon to where it now seems as if everyone, or at least every other person has one of those blogs, Facebook pages, YouTube pages, MySpace pages, Twitter pages, MyFace, MyPlace, SpaceBook, SpaceFace, SpacePlace, MyBook websites and so on and so on and so on. And so welcome to the world of high tech technology and internet everything, so much that these days and times seems as if it could be the generation of the ten second attention span of me, me and more media overload with all of these social media and communications advances. And maybe it could be that video killed the radio star who killed the television star, who killed the cassette tape star, who killed the CD Star, who killed the eight track star, who killed the VHS star, who killed the vinyl records star, who killed the I am not sure what the latest invention of popular culture communications device will be next star thing. And so back to that East Villager Newspaper article. And this article went on to say something like New York University, that University that seems to own all of New York, is starting a blog to be called the Local: East Village, or LEV with the New York Times, and that NYU told those bloggers Bob Arihood, John Penley, Clayton Patterson, Eden Brower, EV Grieve, as in East Village Grieve and other people from that neighborhood the East Village so. And this article also goes on to say that some of those people from that neighborhood are not so keen on this idea of New York University and the New York Times starting a blog to cover that news of the East Village for some reason or another, or something like that. And I guess maybe this has something to do with journalism, gentrificationicide and beyond, maybe. And those NYU students are to maintain this blog. And so welcome to the world of the blah blogosphere cyberworld where the list of blogs seems as if it can become a bazillion blaghs bloggers and more endless. And what was the world like before the invention of cyberworld. Have a great web 2.0 social media user generated content blogging day.

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