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Another Interesting Email

Hey bloggers, and this seems like one of those days. Whatever that day could be. And the following is another one of those emails that was sent to me that was sent from someone else that was sent from someone else and so on and so on and so on. And this email seems sort of funny, or at least it was meant to be jokes I guess.

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift at all. When she
asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I
bought you last year!” And that’s when the fight started…..

My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?”I
replied “Dust”.
And that’s when the fight started…..

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with
what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and
ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.’The husband replies,
‘Well…. your eyesight’s damn near perfect!’ And that’s when
the fight started…..

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200in about 3
seconds.’I bought her a scale. And that’s when the fight started…..

I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’It
warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.’Somewhere I
haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.So I suggested, ‘How about
the kitchen?’ And that’s when the fight started….

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?”No,’ she
answered.I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’She didn’t even
look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’So I said, ‘Then I’d
like to phone a friend.’ And that’s when the fight started….

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead,
she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream. And that’s when the fight
started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.’I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’He said,
‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”Nah, she can order for
herself.’ And that’s when the fight started…..

Have a great jokey day.

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2 thoughts on “Another Interesting Email

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